About Me

I am a  Certified Doctor.    

Hi,  My name is  Doctor Bill,

My Profile:

I have an Undergraduate Degree from the University of Youth – Majoring in INDECISION.

A Masters Degree from the School of Hard Knocks –  Majoring in REALITY.

And a Doctorate Degree from the University of Maturity – Majoring in ENLIGHTENMENT.

My Office Shingle: 

• *Dr. Bill*
• *Trained Professional, Self-Taught*
• “A laugh a day, keeps the doctor away”
• *Office Hours 24/7*

Have a seat,  *THE  DOCTOR  IS  IN*